but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
This is important to me.
Still the most amazing opening credits ever.
what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed
the episode would have been 1000x better tbh
#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days
Well Mr. Darcy and I are basically the same person bc I like to stare at attractive people from afar and I’m really bad at making conversation
"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"
Press: Some people have been calling your work ‘un-American.’ How do you respond?
John: Well, that’s very observant of them.
Press: What about this campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?
Paul: We’re starting a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Press (to George): You’re not married.
George: No, I’m George.
Press: What did you think when your airliner’s engine began smoking as you landed?
Ringo: Beatles, women, and children first!