mindfang:

if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,

"There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’

…you just gotta listen."
— (via regardingsarah)

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221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

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fartgallery:

Type your url: fartgallery
Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy
Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery
Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

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stunningpicture:

She looks too embarrassed to function.

stunningpicture:

She looks too embarrassed to function.

ms-missingyou:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

(Source: bokayjunkie)